Web Toots
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

-Mark Twain

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Birds of a feather flock together.

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It's always time for pizza!

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Turtle squirt!

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Amber waves of grain.

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Who would Fardels bear?

-William Shakespeare

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a² + b² = c²

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"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"

-Lewis Caroll

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Life has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal.

-Jean-Paul Sartre

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The Oak is the national tree of the United States.

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Everything is known, not according to itself, but according to the capacity of the knower.

-Boethius

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There is geometry in the humming of the strings, there is music in the spacing of the spheres.

-Pythagoras

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This is the the grass that grows wherever the land is and the water is, This the common air that bathes the globe.

-Walt Whitman

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All men are created equal.

-Thomas Jefferson

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The Sorites Paradox

If a heap is reduced by a single grain at a time, at what exact point does it cease to be considered a heap?

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Wind is the flow of gases on a large scale.

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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

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Life will be lived all the better if it has no meaning.

-Al Camus

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Bee colonies can be started by a single foundress queen that survives the winter.

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The Epimenides Paradox

A Cretan says: "All Cretans are liars".

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Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. Ham and eggs, and after these a pipe... It is what all the ages have struggled for.

-Mark Twain

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Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.

-Abraham Lincoln

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The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat

-Edward Lear

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Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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On the ragged edge of the world I'll roam, and the home of the wolf shall be my home.

-Robert Service

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A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

-Aesop

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One swallow does not make a summer.