Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Birds of a feather flock together.
It's always time for pizza!
Amber waves of grain.
Who would Fardels bear?
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"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin," thought Alice "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!"
Life has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal.
The Oak is the national tree of the United States.
Everything is known, not according to itself, but according to the capacity of the knower.
There is geometry in the humming of the strings, there is music in the spacing of the spheres.
This is the the grass that grows wherever the land is and the water is, This the common air that bathes the globe.
All men are created equal.
The Sorites Paradox
If a heap is reduced by a single grain at a time, at what exact point does it cease to be considered a heap?
Wind is the flow of gases on a large scale.
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Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
Life will be lived all the better if it has no meaning.
Bee colonies can be started by a single foundress queen that survives the winter.
The Epimenides Paradox
A Cretan says: "All Cretans are liars".
Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. Ham and eggs, and after these a pipe... It is what all the ages have struggled for.
Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
On the ragged edge of the world I'll roam, and the home of the wolf shall be my home.
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
One swallow does not make a summer.